Yep, it’s a tongue in bondage – promoting Domino’s new super spicy pizza, the Sriracha.
I may have to shout “Popsicle!”
The inevitable crass onslaught of brands capitalizing on the upcoming film version of Fifty Shades of Grey is here… and there are tacky spinoffs galore.
(OK so this blog is cashing-in on the cashing-in.)
I thought I’d set you all a little test – let’s see if you can work out which of the
‘adverts for products’ on this page are genuine i.e. you can actually buy them
and which are made-up spoofs?
(Answers at the End)
So, lets all bite our bottom lip and get pondering…
The ‘Flirty Shades of Surf” laundry washing liquid is so naughty there is even an online campaign to have it banned!
Entice your taste buds with the Kale Cookbook – She’s getting fruity with Kale, who knew?
The Red Satin & White Silk wine collection presented by E L James, “Wine plays an important role in FSOG, reflecting the sensuality that pervades every encounter between Anastasia and Christian. I’ve always had a penchant for good wine, so helping to create these blends… felt like a natural extension of the Fifty Shades Trilogy.”
Essential for painting your model ‘Charlie Tango’.
Tea had to get in there somewhere. We’re British.
Rooibos Earl Grey with something extra from Adagio Teas.
There’s a plethora of FSOG clothing wear, I thought the sweater was particularly tasteful.
Bound to be delicious – 50 chicken recipes.
I think that chicken’s made a recent visit to the ‘red room of pain’.
“If you want to dominate Valentines day, skip the roses… send the limited edition Fifty Shades of Grey Bear… he features smoldering grey eyes”.
A classy looking bear I think we’d all agree and a snap at only $89.99.
We were pleased to recently welcome Miss Velour to The English Mansion. Miss Velour is an attractive and striking domina who is originally from Italy so still carries a sensual and seductive Italian accent. She is also a fetish fashionista who is always beautifully coiffured and has an extensive rubber and fetish wardrobe.
With that she then revealed a wooden box, with a foam insert that I was later to find out was cut exactly to my measurements. She wasted no time in laying me in the box and wrapping me in a thick black pallet wrap, taking care to leave my cock out, safely locked away in a chastity device. The last view I had of Mistress’s beautiful face as my head was bound and the lid of the box firmly shut.
We have a very special guest coming to stay at The English Mansion this summer, the stunning domina Alexandra Snow. Miss Snow is one of the USA’s foremost elite dominatrixes; a world-class dungeon owner (Wicked Eden in Ohio); and a fetish model and film producer. Born dominant, she is a lifestyle domme who does not offer “services” but likes to interact with real submissives, offering them the chance to serve a truly authoritative female. A professional dominant for over decade, Miss Snow has established herself as a highly-skilled, knowledagble and extremely accomplished Dominatrix.
Alexandra Snow and Mistress Sidonia have long been planning a momentous week of real 247 slavery with only the most dedicated and loyal slaves in attendance. Culminating in a private femdom party for a small group of lifestyle dommes and their real life slaves. We will also be attending Madam Caramel’s exclusive FemDom Ball in London, this June. Alongside other resident Mansion dominas including: Mistress T, Lady Nina Birch & Mistress Nikki Whiplash. 
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