Lady Nina Birch’s Miss Kinky 2012 Pt2

I have just returned from a wonderful naughty break in sunny Spain. A beautiful secluded villa in the Spanish countryside where I held the first Miss Kinky 2012 beauty pageant. Five lovely TV tartlets were made to parade in their swimwear, evening wear and perform an amusing talent. You can find out about the first part of the contest here.

So here’s is Pt2 where each of the contestants showcased a ‘Talent’.

Next each of the contestants had to perform an act they had prepared for the judges.

lnb-t-girl-talents-2SleazyJet – A Safety Demonstration Comedy Sketch Written By Beyonce

Good afternoon Ladies & Gentlemen. My name is Beyoncé and I would like to welcome you aboard this Sleazy Jet flight to Anam Cara, Land of Deviance. Sleazy Jet is a trans European Airline, with the emphasis on the ‘trans’. Your flight attendants today, or trolley trannies as I like to call them, are cutie Kimberly, sexy Sharon, dirty Daisy and Felicity fellatio. These girls will be coming up the aisle very shortly to satisfy your every need. Before our departure today, the captain asks that you familiarise yourself with our safety procedures and also our equipment. So may I please have your attention during this short safety demonstration. When the seatbelt sign is on, please fasten your seatbelt securely. Insert the plug into the hole until you can feel that it’s in there nice and tightly. We recommend that you remain tightly secured throughout the flight. But when you do want to get it off, simply insert your fingers, lift the flaps and gently pull them apart to achieve a slow release.

If the cabin air system should fail, oxygen mask rubber bag thingies will be released from the panel above your head. Try not to panic and put the rubber mask over your face. Pull it hard and suck on it until you fell something come into your mouth. If nothing comes out, feel free to ask Felicity to assist you. If you hear the captain say “Brace, Brace” at any time, you must assume the brace position. Bend over, hold your legs slightly apart, take a deep breath and try to relax. Do ‘exactly’ as the captain tells you. High heeled shoes should definitely remain on whilst you are in this position. In the more than likely event of an emergency evacuation, you will need to find your nearest exit. This aircraft has 2 at the front, 4 over the wings and 2 at the rear. The girls in the crew also have one at the front and one at the rear which are also available for entry purposes at very reasonable rates.

Finally, please take a good look at our safety card in the seat pocket in front you. It has some lovely pretty pictures of people in rubber masks and also doubles up as a fan should you find yourself getting over excited. The girls and I would like to thank you once again for choosing to fly with us today. At Sleazy Jet our motto is ‘Taking you all the way, whilst being as cheap as possible’. But don’t forget that extras are always available and that at SleazyJet the customer always comes first. wink

From a very talented young lady who had all the judges in stitches.

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What a divine belly dance from the divine Felicity 🙂

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So who was crowned winner of the Miss Kinky 2012 T-Girl beauty pageant…

The Winner Of Miss Kinky 2012
After our special girls had tried to impress the four female judges whilst strutting their stuff in the swimwear, evening wear and talents categories, the tension reached a crescendo. By a whisker Sharon took the title and was crowned Miss Kinky 2012. Six points behind, the lovely Felicity takes 2nd place and close behind saucy Beyonce takes 3rd. I hope you have enjoyed my blogs it really was a special time for me and so much naughty fun. Thank you judges and lovely T-girls 🙂

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The girls take a bow and show the judges targets to consider for the after party….

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Viva Female Supremacy


Come and Kneel before Femdom Royalty

We’re celebrating Female Supremacy all over the UK and indeed the world. So get ready, from Wednesday 30th May to Tuesday the 5th June in honour of Female Rule, we’re celebrating the Queen’s Jubilee weekend with 7 days of Double Movie Updates.

One of the hot movies that start this weekend 🙂

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Siren Calling: Mistress Ava Black

The English Mansion is pleased to welcome through its dungeon doors the stunning and stauesque Mistress Ava Black. A wicked domina with many faces whose beauty and presence will have you on your knees in adoration. And, you can watch her in action right now in Smothered Screams & Double Deep Strapons both showing inside the Mansion.

Mistress Ava is available for prodom sessions & parties, check out her website here:

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A Weekend at The English Mansion

Have you ever fantasised about visiting The English Mansion? Wanted to find out what happens behind closed dungeon doors? What goes on inside a real Femdom house? Where men are turned into slaves or TVs and made to serve dominant women. Where the women use and abuse men for their pleasure…

Well I recently invited over six of my Mistress friends for a weekend of Femdom debauchery and slave punishment at the Mansion – Mistress Rouge, The Hunteress, Lady Nina Birch, Miss Analisa, Mistress Nikki & Miss Jessica Wood. And, we left the cameras rolling just to document the day so you could get a real life peak inside the Mansion. (Pt 1 Slave Picking starts this week.)

When the Mistresses first arrived some slaves were designated as servants, TV Maids and human furniture. The remaining slave fodder was left outside caged – later after lunch each of the caged slaves could then be individually examined and humiliated in turn whilst being made to perform for the ladies’ pleasure and amusement.

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We have a glass floor at the mansion and while we were in the lounge we could hear screams coming from the dungeon and so thought we’d take a peak 🙂

Each Mistress was then asked to choose a slave or few and then to retire to the Mansion house for further play. Mistresses Nikki, Jessica and Analisa retired to the lounge with some slaves, but their fun was spoiled by the badly behaved TV Maids and so Nikki & Jessica decided to deal with this, as only they can with their canes! The third maid was placed in bondage, knickers around her ankles. I joined them at that point, I had just been giving the Hunteress a tour of the Mansion. And wasted no time in adding to the tied maid’s humiliation by encouraging a slave to play with her maid’s she-cock and eating the precum, much to the other Mistress’ amusement.

Meanwhile Mistress Rouge and Lady Nina had gone down into the dungeon ready for an onslaught with their huge strapons including their BAMs! With the party upstairs in full swing, at one point all we could hear was screaming coming from the dungeon below us – it’s a good thing we have a glass for, we lifted up the carpet so we could peak in on the strapon action below! (See the clip above)

Slide-show photos from the Saturday
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And as the weekend progressed (and more alcohol was imbibed) the play became even more debauched and cruel – but you’re just going to have to wait to find out what happened on Sunday, it’s coming soon to The English Mansion.

Parts 1, 2 & 3 Coming Very Soon

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Fetish Funnies

Taking a walk around town and my local supermarkets it’s amazing how many fun fetish references one can find 🙂

Value riding crops at Tescos – glad to see femdom kit is part of their basic range;
Cock seasoning presumably for after its been thoroughly beaten;
I loved this huge 8ft sign hanging over the entrance to the historic Roman Baths;
Ass (assorted!) Fudge & Ball Bags someone needs to give these shop boys a good thrashing;
Cooking with Poo (don’t put that into a search engine – it’s not nice) apparently Poo is the Thai word for crab;
Bulls for sale, I must let Mistress T  know, she’s always on the look out for young, strong bulls for her cuckolding scenes;
Penis topiary – is that deliberate? Perhaps it’s some kind of secret swingers sign;
& the Whiplash leaflet was handed to me when I left my gym – who knew it was it was so prevalent.

If you see any good fetish funnies please send then to me (MistressSidonia) at The English Mansion dot com.

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