Down ‘n’ Dirty – Sleazy Top Ten Music Chart

Welcome to The English Mansion’s
Down ‘n’ Dirty – Sleazy Top Ten Music Chart
Our musical Top Tens dedicated to all things kinky

Welcome to my Top Ten Sleazy Sex Music Chart, a provocative journey where tender intimacy and romantic ballads give way to the raw, unfiltered allure of carnal desire and the shadowy underbelly of sex. Unapologetically bold and transgressive these songs get Down ‘n’ Dirty with provocative lyrics and sleazy vibes that capture a world of after-dark indulgence. (Look at Soft Cell’s incredible ’80s album cover, a bold comment on British attitudes toward sex. One of my favorite bands!)

Down ‘n’ Dirty  – Sleazy Top Ten
1   Fuck The Pain Away
Peaches (2000) PlayVideo
2   Relax Frankie Goes To
Hollywood (1983)
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3   Licky Princess Superstar (2008) PlayVideo
4   Erotica Madonna (1992) PlayVideo
5   Sex Dwarf
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5   Seedy Films
Soft Cell (1981) PlayVideo

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6   Bad Things
Jace Everett (2005) PlayVideo
7   Satisfaction
Benni Benassi (2002 Play Video
8   This is Hardcore
Pulp (1998) PlayVideo
9   I Touch Myself
Divinyls (1991) Play Video
10   The Bad Touch
Bloodhound Gang (1999) PlayVideo

Contenders that didn’t quite make it into our Top Ten:

Tainted Love by Soft Cell (1981)    Play Video
Tainted Love
by Marilyn Manson (2001)   Play Video
Walk On The Wild Side by Lou Reed (1972)    Play Video

The English Mansion’s Kinky Music Charts

Take a look at our other musical Top Tens dedicated to all things kinky
~ to be included the rules are: they must be big hits or tracks from internationally well-known performers.

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Seeing Red – Raging Women Top Ten Music Chart

Welcome to The English Mansion’s
Seeing Red – Raging Women Top Ten Music Chart
Our musical Top Tens dedicated to all things kinky

Warning: This music chart may have offensive or triggering content.

We’re celebrating International Women’s Day March 8th with our special Raging Women Top Ten – no pink or soft focus flowers here!

This is an entirely female vocals chart with a strong showing of tracks all released in the last 6 years. It wasn’t a difficult chart to fill. There’s been an explosion from the vanguard of Millennial or Gen Z feminists, using music to exhibit their wrath and indignation at the disparity, ill-treatment & objectification of women. This chart steps outside our usual rules – that the tracks must be huge hits or from well-known artists. Although some were massive hits, the track from doyen pop queen Taylor Swift, an influential, inspirational, independent woman and one hell of a fighter, has had 1.4 billion views! However, a few of the songs here contain such direct or repressed female anger and violence, they would never make it into the mainstream. They are so worthy and such great tracks to boot, they need a place to shine.
There is incredible videos in this selection, well worth checking out. So don’t miss the Ball-Busting in ‘Boring’ and the POV spitting & castration reference in the mainstream track ‘Nightmare’.

Taking a look at the 45 year timeline of the tracks in this chart there’s an notable rise in anger and boldness in these female voices. In the ’70s we have Gloria passively “surviving”; in the ’90s a seething Alanis (though this track was quite shocking back then); and by the twenty-10s it’s full on outspoken rage & fury!

Seeing Red – Raging Women Top Ten
1    Whore
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1   Sex Metal Barbie
In This Moment (2012) & (2014) Play Video

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2   Dead Men Don’t R*pe
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2   Witch
Delilah Bon  (2022) & Delilah Bon ft. Alt Blk Era (2023) Play Video

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3  Behave Myself She Drew The Gun (2021) Play Video
4    Look What You Made Me Do Taylor Swift (2017) Play Video
5    I See Red Everybody Loves An Outlaw  (2018) Play Video
6   Boring
Lil Mariko ft. Full Tac (2021) Play Video
7   Nightmare
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7   Goddess
Halsey (2019)

Xana (2020)

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8   Angry Too Lola Blanc (2019) Play Video
9   You Oughta Know
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9   Psycho
Alanis Morissette
(1995)
Anne-Marie x Aitch (2022)
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10   I Will Survive  Gloria Gaynor (1978) Play Video

Other contenders that didn’t quite make it into our Top Ten:

That Bitch by Bea Miller (2020)  Play Video
Joke’s On You  by Charlotte Lawrence (2020)   Play Video
You Don’t Own Me
by Saygrace ft. G-Eazy (2015)    Play Video
You Should See Me In a Crown by Billie Eilish (2021)  Play Video

The English Mansion’s Kinky Music Charts

Take a look at our other musical Top Tens dedicated to all things kinky

~ to be included the rules are: they must be big hits or tracks from internationally well-known performers.

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Celebrating Our 20th Year Anniversary

17 Million Visitors Can’t Be Wrong!

Celebrating Our 20th Year Anniversary

Yes, we’re celebrating a huge anniversary. The English Mansion is 20 years old! We opened the site back in March 2004.

The English Mansion is 20 Years Old
The English Mansion is now fully established as Europe’s leading femdom & fetish film site. World renowned for our femdom content: films, POVs, 3DVRs, blog posts, articles, photos, new mistress introductions, fetish news, socials, domina & kinky shopping links… We could go on because The Mansion is so much more than just a website. It’s a real Mansion secreted away in a hidden countryside location. A place where Mistress Sidonia and her fellow dominatrix friends get to use and abuse willing subs. Some Mistress’ refer to it as Femdom Disneyland 😉

The Stately Home of Femdom
So, 20 years later, we now have over 900 hours of high-quality professionally shot femdom & fetish footage. Thousands of original femdom films: fantasy stories & session style footage. And we still update new content everyday! We feature over 100 of the world’s most acclaimed & beautiful dominatrices, introducing many of them to a much larger audience; as hopefully The English Mansion’s stamp of approval comes with a certain kudos.

Mistress Sidonia Supreme Ruler of The English Mansion

Worldwide Renown & Reach
I always joke that I’m the most famous person that no one’s ever heard of. You put my name, ‘Mistress Sidonia’, into Google and get over 2 million responses. If you search ‘The English Mansion’, you get 450 million responses. Okay most of those are probably pirate tube sites stealing our traffic & content 😭, but it does show the worldwide reach and appeal of the English Mansion and its unique femdom content. And well, 17 million visitors can’t be wrong!

We set the standard for high-quality professionally shot HD and 3DVR (Virtual Reality) films, and are still going from strength to strength – not surprising with 20 years experience behind us. In some areas we’ve established what ‘femdom’ film content ‘is’ and helped bring it to a larger mainstream audience. Opening up the world of pervy sex to whole new class of would-be kinksters. Pioneering domestic FLR, FtoM strapon, femdom cuckolding, encouraged bi & kinky sex scenes, which back in the day were rarely filmed kinks but are now firmly fixed as part of the femdom film canon.

Lust In Leather.com 2005

Bringing BDSM Out of the Closet
Our soft power mission has been to allow women and men to explore their sexualities in a positive safe way. So let’s cheer together! We’ve helped bring BDSM out of the closet. Trying to disspel all the negativity and ‘Hollywood criminality/horror’ attached to it. Actual scene players know how far from the truth it is. Kink is fun, healthy play for adults; kinksters are highly creative, intelligent and articulate; kinky people are able to explore their sexual desires & thus are less fucked up all round. Seriously, it’s all the Vanilla weirdos you’ve gotta watch out for! 😜

Femdom’s Soft Power
The overarching, salient message is the promotion of women’s rights. Femdom is an important strand in the battle, it empowers women not just in the bedroom. It’s more than a way for them to achieve the sexual pleasure they want from a man. It’s helps hack away at the hackneyed stereotypes about women. We’re on a mission of world domination! Empowering women using the soft power of kink! We’re overthrowing 2000 years of female oppression, of ingrained Christian sex negativity, and the continuing manipulated fear of ‘otherness’.

The English Mistress DVD & Video

A Potted History of The English Mansion
So way back before there were film sites on this newfangled thing called ‘the Internet’ (loading would have been too slow); I set up a website in the ’90s called MissMarchmont.com where I was known as Miss Eve Harper. It focused on classic corporal punishment, featuring articles, interviews, photos and a chat forum. It made money through selling CP equipment; amateur videos via a P.O.Box; and promoting our premium rate Chat Lines.

I was also approached by GwenMedia.com, run by Mistress Isabella Sinclaire & Robert Zak, American producers of the famous high-glam latex  Ivy Manor BDSM DVD series. They wanted to sell an art film I’d made of myself in my dungeon in 1998. A deal brokered by David Jackson of DDI (Domination Direct International Magazine) fame. A black-and-white dreamy piece, with a voice over, it was almost documentary like in its format, managing to capture the real interaction between a Mistress & her slaves. It was titled The English Mistress and they liked it so much, I produced 2 sequels.

By the start of the noughties Kink.com in the US was open for business, the OWK.cz in Europe & LadySonia.com in the UK.

It was time for me to join the party, so decided to set up a classic femdom film site and after the success of the videos in America, I called it TheEnglishDungeon.com, which opened in March 2004.

(Left: Promo before The EnglishDungeon.com opened Dec 2023.)

Soon after, I set up another site LustInLeather.com which focused on my love of leather, boots and gloves. Then another, TrannyTraining.com which focused on Xdressing but quickly decided to amalgamate all the content under one roof. So the website name was changed in September 2005 to TheEnglishMansion.com. This also allowed me to expand focus of the website to encompass other fetish and BDSM content like foot fetish & pony play. And, to play outside of the dungeon in the realm of domestic femdom, Miss Eve Harper, the evil harpy from Miss Marchmont was back. English Mansion members’ are quite familiar my strict domestic alter ego.

Thank You All
So, thank you all for 20 wonderful years of kink & servitude. It’s been an amazing ride, and I hope to continue captivating you with all our exploits inside The English Mansion for many years to come!
And, there’s bonus content for our loyal members & celebrations planned for later in the year.
Mistress Sidonia XXX don’t get excited those are kicks not kisses 😈

Don’t miss out Join The English Mansion Here Now

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Penis-Cream Therapy: Femdom Fiction

Photo from Chastity Trials Drone featuring Miss Eve Harper

Penis-Cream Therapy

“Good morning, Chad,” she says with a smile. “I’m Nurse Stacy. I’ll be performing your penis-cream therapy today.”
She’s wearing a crisp, professional white lab coat over a short black skirt, sheer nylons, and towering high heels.

Chad is visibly nervous, intimidated by her striking beauty, and stammers,“Good morning, Nurse Stacy.”

She smirks to herself, catching his brief but predictable glance at her large breasts. They press provocatively against a semi-transparent dress shirt, parting the unbuttoned V of her lab coat with bold authority. She makes a point of wearing lacy push-up bras—black for stark contrast—for this procedure. She enjoys making men squirm.  Her heels click sharply on the floor as she takes a few steps and gestures toward a bed in the center of the room.

“Please lie on your back so we can get started.”
She gives the bed a few firm pats with her palm. After Chad climbs onto the bench and lies back, Nurse Stacy begins unfastening his pants.

“Have you removed all your pubic hair, Chad?”
It’s an unnecessary question—she’ll see for herself in a moment—but she relishes the added embarrassment when the patient has to verbalize it.

“Yes,” he finally says in a small voice.
She finishes unbuttoning and unzipping his pants, then grips them on either side of his hips.

“Lift your hips, please,” she says calmly before pulling his pants and underwear down together in a smooth, practiced motion. His large, shaved penis springs free, semi-erect. Below, his heavy testicles hang laden with a week’s worth of pent-up sperm.

“Whew, you’re quite hung!”
She carefully lifts his testicles, hefting them in her palm.

“You’ve got a very large pair of balls, Chad.” She rolls them around with her fingers. “I’ve only seen bigger once,” she teases, “on a bull at the vet.”
Making a noose with her thumb and forefinger, she cinches it snugly around the neck of his scrotum.

“I held them like this so she could slip an elastrator band around them.” His testicles now bulge tightly against the bottom of their sack. She enjoys the surprise and fear this story elicits from her patients.

“But don’t worry, Chad, I’ve got other plans for your big balls.” She tugs gently.

“Hmm, they feel awfully full. Has Chad been a ‘good boy’ all week?”
She enunciates “good boy” in a girly tone, but her meaning is clear—he knew he wasn’t allowed to ejaculate for a full week.

“Yes,” Chad replies in a small, embarrassed voice.
Wrapping her manicured hands around his hardening shaft, she pumps it gently.

“I’ll need a full erection before applying your cream.”
She leans forward, deliberately putting her semi-visible breasts on display, and continues pumping. As it rises fully, she begins her soothing talk.

“You poor thing,” she says, stopping her pumping, “your penis is so big.”
One hand holds it steady while the other smooths over his taut skin.

“Your skin is very tight, Chad. I’m going to enjoy applying your penis cream—it needs to be pumped with quick little jerk, jerk, jerks!”
She lets go with a giggle and opens a tube of penis cream.

“Here we are,” she explains in a soothing voice. “Let’s get it nice and warm.”
Placing a healthy dollop in her palm, she spreads it slowly with one finger.

“When I start pumping, most men feel like ejaculating within three minutes.”
She wraps her cream-covered hand around his shaft, avoiding the head.

“But I can’t let you do that!”
Applying pressure to the underside near his stomach, she watches the head swell.

“There we are. When it’s nice and shiny, the skin on your shaft is stretched tight to best absorb the cream.”
Chad’s penis begins to pulse with pressure.

“And here we go.”
Her pace quickens—smooth, rapid jerks, never touching the head.

“That’s a boy,” she says, pump, pump, pump, “try not to cum, Chad.”
He can clearly see her large breasts swaying provocatively in her sexy bra. All too soon, he feels his cum boiling.

“That’s perfectly alright, Chad. Your big penis hasn’t cum for a whole week. Try to hold it in.”
Her relentless pumping continues. He grunts as the thumb and forefinger of her other hand form a noose around the neck of his large, shaved scrotum.

“That’s okay, Chad. I need to hold your balls so I can feel when they try to pull.”
The pressure in his balls intensifies.

“Oh, here it comes,” she giggles, jerking rapidly. “And… stop!”
Her hand freezes but squeezes his shaft, causing the head to flare tightly.

“Remember, no cumming, Chad.”
She emphasizes her point by tightening her grip above his balls, pulling them steadily away from his groin. He groans with frustration and pressure.

“That didn’t take long, did it, Chad?” she asks rhetorically, maintaining her hold on both his shaft and testicles.

“Your nuts are way too big,” she says judgmentally. “I bet they want to spit out a lot of sperm, don’t they, Chad?”
She gently pulls and relaxes her grip rhythmically in a milking motion.

“We mustn’t let that happen, Chad. It’ll be alright. Be a good boy—we’re almost done.” She releases his balls and shaft.

“Your balls are so big and full they need a choker.”
Chad remains silent as Nurse Stacy produces a small, pink jelly cock ring.

“Don’t worry, Chad, it’s perfectly safe—just tight enough to keep your big mess in your nuts.”
She stretches it around her hand and slips it over his shaved, bloated balls.

“Nice and snug,” she giggles, gently squeezing his straining testicles. “And now for a necklace,” she says quietly.
Producing another cock ring, she slips it over his penis head, letting it constrict just under the crown.

“If any of your cum gets past the choker, this cute little necklace will stop it.”
The head of his penis quickly fills with blood, bulging tightly with a shiny surface.

“And now for round two. If you start ejaculating this time, I’ll keep pumping—the penis cream absorbs best during orgasm.”
Her bulging breasts are tantalizingly close to his throbbing cock.

“Try not to let him spurt, Chad.”
She teasingly shows him a little cup. Carefully placing his large, shiny head between the pads of her thumb and forefinger, she squeezes ever so slightly. Her other fingers stretch away into the air, giving the impression she’s handling something dirty.

“I’ll hold this big head in my sperm cup just in case.” ~Her tone is mocking, teasing him for his lack of control.

“Ready for round two, Chad?” she asks playfully.
She unbuttons her dress shirt teasingly, revealing just enough of her large breasts—pressed tightly into her sexy black push-up bra—without fully unveiling them.

“I know you’ve been peeking,” she giggles. “Remember, be a good boy and hold back as long as you can. The longer you’re nice and hard, the more cream I can rub in.”

Carefully holding his restrained testicles, she gives them one last squeeze before letting them hang heavily. She puts another dollop of cream on her finger and smooths it into her other palm. Gripping his shaft with warm cream, she lifts the sperm cup to his bloated penis head and leans forward, proudly displaying her large breasts.

“Now remember, be a good boy for Nurse Stacy.”
Her grip tightens before she starts her quick, gentle jerks.

“Chad, you’re so hard. Hold it in for your nurse.”
The sensation is heavenly—everything feels so tight! He tries his best, avoiding thoughts of the large, thrusting breasts before his eyes or the sexy woman pumping his giant erection. It’s hopeless. All too soon, an orgasm overwhelms his body. He bucks and grunts involuntarily.

“That’s alright, Chad, I know you need to spurt.”
Her pace doesn’t slow—in fact, it quickens.

“Your balls are so big and full.”
Jerk, jerk, jerk.

“So much cum ready to shoot. Be a good boy, hold it in.”
Her breasts move provocatively against that tight bra.

“That’s a good boy, just a little longer,” she teases, maintaining her accelerated pace. She feels his large penis throb as she pushes him past the point of no return.

“That’s okay, Chad, let it go.”

Holding his bulging head in the cup, she jerks with precision. His first spurt is like a geyser—Nurse Stacy knows the genital restraints actually enhance a man’s ejaculation, one of her secret pleasures.

“Oh my god, there’s one!” she quips, still pumping.

Spurt, spurt, spurt!

“Two, three, four…”

She counts loudly, authoritatively, clearly in charge of his involuntary performance.

“You dirty boy!”  She keeps jerking, capturing all of his spitting, spurting sperm in the cup. “Such a big mess!”

Nurse Stacy continues pumping, milking his penis for every drop. It finally slows to a dribble, still oozing past the tight restraints. She stops jerking.

“My goodness, Chad, you’ll need to visit me every day just to drain your big balls. Keeping them empty should slow your penile growth.”
She cleans him up and schedules another appointment for the following day.

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No Sex Please, We’re Dominatrices

No Sex Please, We’re Dominatrices

To fuck, or not to fuck, that is the question?
There’s an age old dispute that’s been ping-ponged round the femdom scene ever since the first domme, pulled on her stiletto boots. Should a dominatrix have sex with her slaves? The resulting barney falls into two unhelpful, reductive camps – hollering “Hell yes!” verse “That’s gross!” at each other.

So should a domina have sex with her slaves? That in itself is a minefield -what is sex? Intercourse, handjobs, reaching orgasm somehow, getting plunged with a strapon, kissing a shoe? So here let’s just focus on actual fucking, ‘carnal knowledge’ – that’s the taboo; the Rubicon that has sundered the femdom scene.

In the past, I’ve been told definitively, that a domme should never have sexual intercourse with a slave. I’m not sure who wrote this ‘rule book’ and certainly have never seen a copy. Personally, it’s a ridiculous supposition. If you think of it the other way around with masters and sub girls, it seems consensual sexual slavery is an exciting and accepted part of those relationships.

Pro Domination & BSDM
Yes, BDSM activities are not synonymous with sex, many do not involve any sexual contact at all. Female domination is a type of erotic play that involves consensual power exchange and control. When done right the sexual/emotional high can be way more intense and overwhelming than vanilla sex or relationships.

I recognize that in the world of commercial domination, sex does not need to be a part of it. A dominatrix-client relationship is a professional one, where boundaries must be set. Both parties must openly communicate and agree levels of physical contact; specific BDSM activities; limits must be set and respected. When I worked as a Prodom, sex was something I didn’t enter into with my clients, but that does not mean it was not an erotic experience. A Mistress/slave relationship is surely more than just a platonic friendship. A consensual power exchange relationship, professional or otherwise, can develop in a mirrad of complex directions. That’s what makes then so unique.

Sexual Submission is *Hot*
For me the act of domination is in itself a sexual one driven by my sexual needs and desires.
With my incredible sex drive, I need slaves that can give me a lot of attention. I’ve been privileged to have had 24/7 relationship with male slaves who most certainly were there as my sex slaves. The act of a man giving himself to me, suffering for me and totally submitting himself to my every whim is incredibly lubricious. To humiliate is erotic, to inflict slow sensual pain is erotic, the pure act of owning a slave is in itself extremely erotic.

My personal slaves exist to please me in anyway I choose. To sexually please me anyway I want – that’s my choice and power. Sexual slavery, sexual humiliation and bondage sex all make me super *hot*. Being a dominant Mistress, having slaves is what turns me on, that’s my primary drive for doing it, sex and being pleasured is integral to this. As my good friend Mistress T used to say, “Who wants to have cake and not eat it!”

As a dominant or submissive woman you have agency over your own body, sexuality and desires. In all encounters professional or otherwise, the only rule should be ~ don’t do anything you are uncomfortable with.

Sex Tag Team Dommes ~ with Mistress T, so *Hot*

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Inversion Perversion: 7 Reasons Dommes Adore An Inverted Slave

Hanging Around ~ Inversion Perversion  Featuing Miss Ruby Marks

 Seven Reasons Dommes Adore
An Inverted Slave
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We love upending our slaves, leaving them hanging around ready to be ‘man’-handelled at The English Mansion. So here are our Top Seven Reasons why Dommes adore an Inverted sub.

Find out about these real-life dominatrixes, prodoms & dominant women here

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