Tongue Lashes – Abusive Twitter

The Best of My Tongue Lashes

You can sign up for my abusive twitters – that’s right be abused daily in just 140 characters! And, I thought I’d give you a taster with some of my favourites…

Remember you’re just cock meat – kept to save me the trouble of having to put batteries in my vibrator

Forget Andrex girls – slave tongue really is the ultimate in soft toilet paper…

I’m fucking horny dick head, so get in here, tongue out – STUPID, and do something USEFUL for a change

Go fetch an indelible pen! I’m gonna write ‘dickhead’ on your forehead – my girlfriends are arriving later & I want you to look your best

Repeat after me …The Slave’s Mantra – Slavery is Freedom, Pain is Pleasure, Submission is Liberation, Deprivation is Decadence.

Ask not what your Mistress can do for you – but what you can do for your Mistress

Pain = Pleasure, so 1st I hurt u till u cry like a baby, then once I’m wet enjoying yr pathetic whimpers – your tongue gets to work

I’ve cum now tongue boy, so crawl back into your cage – QUICKLY! or you’ll get a hard kick up the arse –  I’ll yank on your chain if your needed again

RIGHT new cum rules, you fucking waste of space wanker, I lock up your ugly minuscule cock and for every 50 times you make me cum – I let you have one filthy spunk up

Oi saddo wanker boy – get over here, my friends and I need a good laugh, so we’re all going to kick you in the bollocks

Hey gimp boy! – get your fucking sorry ass over here – I need some slave meat to beat, that’s your ass and my whip – we’ll stop when your crying

Oi fucker get over hear, been slapping that ugly monkey stump again, think I better lock it away… go get your chastity cage,  the one with the teeth!

Right tongue boy – get down there NOW – you’ve got 3 minutes to make me cum – or I fetch something nasty from the dungeon and make you scream instead

Time to spit and polish my boots – I spit on them & you polish it off with your tongue

Right fuckwit – come on, pull down your pants, show my friends your ugly useless minuscule cock – now that’s a freak show in itself

Men – the gender that puke in their pants

All men are useless, stupid, wankers who should be kept in chastity and under the female thumb. Come the revolution…

World Domination? or am I selling myself short

Ongoing Abusive Tweets:
Humiliated Strapon Fucked Pig Slave
My friend Mistress P is here fuckmeat – and guess what, you’re going to play piggy in the middle
We’re both wearing huge fucking strapons & it’s going to be a pork spit-roast
I’m gonna fuck your face till you gag and puke – while she rams it right up you Hard – we wanna hear you squealing pigboy
Then we’ll swap round, she’ll rub her filthy dong all over your face, while I mount you from behind to get this giant cock good and deep
While I’m riding our new pet pig – YOU, I’ll grab hold of that small & ugly bit of gristle between your legs and make it spunk up for us
Haha – we’re gonna turn u into a fucked spunking piglet, you’ll only be permitted to cum when you’ve got a huge cock up your arse
Come here piggyboy – Mistress P & I have both covered our strapons with your filthy spunk mess
Now we’re gonna double fuck yr face till you’ve sucked off all yr own cum, 2 cocks is a mouthful – come on! show us what a greedy piggy u r
Arrrrrr poor piggy are you choking? Hahaha, We’re gonna make the piggy gag – deep throat time!
We’re bored of u now fuck pig, better put u 2 bed, hog-tied of course, Haha – in chastity with a big dildo up yr arse – sleep tight – piggy

Pimped & Cuckolded Slave Meat
Hi honey I’m home – and I’ve brought you a lovely creampie
Well if I have to go elsewhere, because just looking at your tiny, ugly monkey stump is disgusting – then you can at least clean me up afterwards
Better get used to the taste, cause I’m thinking about pimping out your mouth FUCKER, there must be something you’re useful for
Yes, you’re gonna make me cash, I’m gonna take you to the toilets in a gay bar – we’ll go in one of the cubicles and see what you can earn me
Put you to work on a nice fat leather daddy’s smelly cock – oh how I’m gonna laugh – you’ll suck it all up
In the bar I’ll see if there’s a market for a super-tight virginal arse – that should pay BIG BUCKS
Course it’s gonna hurt – the 1st time always does, perhaps I should bring a gag or stuff my strapon down your throat- that’ll shut you up
Fucker I’ve got a new name for you – Cashcow Cumdump

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