More Abusive Twitters!

Mistress Sidonia – The Queen of Vituperation
is now making regular ‘Abusive Tweets’ on Twitter here

So…if you need reminding of what an useless, fuckwit, dirty little wanker,
or just a complete fucking arsehole you are…
You need to follow my regular Abusive Tweets here

SPH is my speciality… 😉

Your cock is so small, I thought you’d been castrated by your last Mistress and things had gone badly
Your cock is so small, doctors thought you had a second belly button
Your cock is so small, bacteria laugh at it
Your cock is so small, it disappears when you breathe in and out
Your cock is so small, do you have to use tweezers to wank it?
Your cock is so small, everyone thought you were a girl until you were 14
Your cock is so small, we’re going to need an electron microscope to find it
Your cock is so small, I think you should enter it into the Guinness Book of records

Right fuckwit – come on, pull down your pants, show my friends your ugly useless miniscule cock – now that’s a freak show in itself
Girlfriend 2 – haha, I thought it was his belly button!
Girlfriend 1 – haha that’s so small I thought he was a girl with an deformed clit!