Penis Envy: My Perfect Strapon Cock
And A Few Essential Strapon Tips
When shopping, I find it impossible to find the right dick. So if there are any bespoke fabricators out there, this would be my perfect strapon cock in style, looks, and design.
Yes! I thought I would pass on my wisdom to strapon manufacturers everywhere. You’re welcome 
Length & Texture
Long enough to stay put without slipping out mid-thrust. I like to be able to maneuver it around, watch the cock slide in and out, so need some extra length, (also great for filming otherwise you see nothing as it’s all disappeared inside.) If you want girth it should increase as it get deeper, so a cock that widens at the base. With big balls to act as a bumper – no accidental hilt-deep surprises. The anus has two sphincters: the outer one you control; the inner one auto-relaxes top-down (nature’s poop highway). A fingering at the start is essential to trigger the inner muscle, to relax both. Short dildos keep popping out like a bad jack-in-the-box and don’t always reach that 2nd sphincter. A long, slim, dick keeps the party inside.
The Tip
The tip/head/glans should be smaller than the rest of the cock helping entry. The cock should be mainly smooth (preferably not cut) not creating a place for any mess to lodge itself. Easier entry, no poop-trapping nooks.
Soft Top, Stiff Base
The top half of the total length should be super-soft jelly silicone. Bends like a drunk noodle, follows rectum curves, finds the path of least resistance. Graduating to the base which should be firm and proud. Lets you pound away without folding like origami, or worse, slipping out and ruining the rhythm. Control the chaos!
Quality silicone is my choice for its soft feel, realism and ease of cleaning, (soak in Milton for 20 mins is ideal, or use a condom!)
Big Balls
Non-Negotiable! Huge, heavy wrinkled balls are essential for me, I want my sub to snuffle, lick and suck on them – so humiliating and the perfect opportunity for hot, sexy eye contact. Peak shame. Plus they serve a function, they stop you stuffing the whole thing inside. Like a car bumper – yes let’s get those cocks “balls deep” but no more!
For Anal Fucking Machines the same idea, but even longer, thin soft tip + rock-hard base, no balls needed. And, remember machines don’t get tired, but rectums do, don’t let them file a complaint!
Realistic – Penis Envy
I like a strapon cock that looks and feels as realistic as possible, red head, soft jelly skin. I want it to feel like My cock when strapped on. Realistic veins, yes sure but if realism clashes with function (like a giant ridge that traps… debris), function wins. My priorities are it looks hot, but not hazardous.
Male Anatomy 101 – Angles Matter
When using a strapon it’s important to know where the prostate and the bowel sit in a male’s body. Remembering that strapon cocks are usually much harder and bigger that real dicks and so can easily damage the inside of the bowel.
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Doggy style: Cock curves up. Prostate… hook finger down to nudge it.
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Missionary*: Cock angles back toward their butt (vagina-ish). Prostate sits up front, hook finger up and in like you’re scooping gold.
If you are fucking a sub from behind, then the cock is going up. To gently finger the prostate hook your finger in and down. If you are fucking them on their back which is easier and preferable, then the dick is going back towards their bottom, a similar angle to a woman’s vagina. However, to finger the prostate (which sits up almost at the back of the cock), you need to hook your finger up and in to rub it.
So, respect the plumbing or pay the price.
Bottom line: Realistic, long, soft-tipped, hard-based, big-balled – that’s my kinda cock! Now go forth and conquer those butts – safely.
* Missionary is my preferred view btw, I can stare at them while I pound them. If I’m feeling mean I can spit in their face; or in a sexy mood I can grab their cock and move it in similar motion to the fucking.
Interested in thoughts from those on the receiving end, in the comments. MSVB
Circus Maximus: Wild Nights in the Realm of Kink
Past Circus Maximus themes have included:
I’m giving my devotees an exclusive chance to serve and worship me on-line, from afar. Let Me as Your Mistress guide you to new heights of submission. Obey, learn, and revel in my dominance over you. Loyal Fans is the ONLY place to interact and talk with me. Be part of my inner circle, where I may accept you into my online stable of slaves. Intimate personalised 1 on 1 submission & service.
My slave, sub, pet, maid or sissy. I will expect much from you. Find out what true submission, obedience and servitude means. I will be an ever present presence, a secret part of your life. I love to own men to make them into my slaves, contracting them into service with me even at distance. Those who serve me absolutely, are nothing more than my owned property, and are treated as such. Don’t expect to be pandered, I’m a strict mistress with a sharp tongue. You have your place in my world. If you don’t already know it, then I will teach you. I also have a high sex drive. I need constant control of my subs, and entertainment from them, in order to service my needs. I am also known by my domestic alter ego, Miss Eve Harper strict wife, dom lady boss, cuckoldress and cock controlling MILF.
